MS: Who's your favorite Charlie's Angel?

JW: Leslie Van Houten.

With whom would you most like to be trapped in an elevator?

The elevator repairman.

If you had to be in the tabloids, which one would you want to be in? And what would you like to be caught doing?

National Enquirer. Going through turn-coat Steve Allen's trash.

CoCo Chanel said when you're done dressing you should take one thing off. Shawn (our fashion editor) says, 'Darling, leave only one thing on.' What would that be?

A "Carlos the Jackal" t-shirt..

What can you not survive without in the wilderness?

Boxer shorts, La Mer Cream and a butcher knife.

What lesson of love have you consistently ignored?

Never let 'em know you like them.

Free speech blah blah blah... Who would you like to censor?

Dead Cardinal O'Connor .

If you could sleep with one person from your past, who would it be?

The one that's in jail.

What's under your bed right now?

Minor dust, an empty Evian bottle and an old copy of INDEX magazine.

When was the last time you siad "no," and to what?

Today. Flying coach.