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        DREAMLAND FANS 
   
  The latest fan is 
  Heather Jones 
   
  The whole gang: 
   
  Aili Alechnowicz 
  Alana Miller 
  Babs Johnson 
  Billy Franklinstine 
  Blondie Nation 
  Brooke Garr 
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  Chie Kato 
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  Della Deluxe! 
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  Heather Jones   
  Hex and Dze 
  Hioni 
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  Jacopo Coccia 
  Jim Hollenbaugh 
  Joanna Satana 
  Jeff Smith 
  Jerry Kochendoerfer 
  Jimmy Pio 
  Josh West 
  Julie Taylor 
  Kaleb Bronson 
  Karie Sprockethole 
  Kevin Johnson 
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  Polly [Esther] Styrene 
  Poshgrrrl 
  Rinaldo 
  Robert Geise 
  Sebastian  
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  Tom Korzeniowski 
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    The 
        Filth Diva Of Dull-Ass (Dallas), Texxx-Ass:  
        Joanna Satana!  
         
          It 
        was at the Southern Methodist University (!) Film Festival, where they 
        showed Pecker, and then it was on to "Shock Value: An Evening with John 
        Waters"  
         
        What can I say but "Full of GRACE!" I was WAAAAY too stunned (or is that 
        stoned) to take in all the filth! AND TO BE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE (though 
        I certainly swallow)! But it was a charmingly delightful brilliant talk 
        he gave and then . . . "IT" happened. I was going to actually get to meet 
        HIM. It was unfortunate that I had but a days notice of this event. I 
        had no idea it was going to be as small as it was, and that there was 
        a Q&A session (too much pressure! I couldnt think of anything to ask him!) 
        and THEN I ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET HIM! WHAT WOULD I SAY!? HOW WOULD I ACT!?!?!? 
         
        Well the line was moving and my head was spinning but I managed to choke 
        out a Meak..."It is an HONOR to meet you Mr. Waters....you changed my 
        life, and made me what I am today!" He then asked me if I was a student 
        at the university, I said no I wasnt. 
         
        My friend then interjected that I made videos and John looked vaguely 
        interested, then I introduced myself as "Joanna Satana and my company 
        name is Cinema Enema" and he seemed maybe slightly intrigued and I got 
        hustled along after a quick photo [see above] and floated off in a cloud 
        of total disbelief.  
         
        It was actually a real thrill and I know I'll get to meet him again so 
        I'm not sweatin it at all. Check out the Fox (not mink) Stole around my 
        neck! I was the filthiest person there...next to John. Me in all my Edie 
        Meets Satana Glory! Bustier, 5" Platforms (making me 6'5") And that FOX 
        that is dyed BRIGHT BRIGHT crayon red! I was a sight in a sea of Methodist 
        College students (ACK! KHAKI AND THE GAP!) So theres your Dull-Ass (dallas) 
        review!!! Toodles Poodle! 
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