Gives Good Bribe
Eugene Schroeder goes down as the first fan to send me a nude photo (not counting the Eggman). Now bribing me with erotic pics of yourself doesn't guarantee you a spot on the Fan Pages, but it sure don't hurt! Here's what he had to say...
"My entire adult life has really been about John Waters movies, Divine and especially Edie. And trying to meet John Waters himself. I have had many near misses. My friend Phatima in San Francisco and I used to perform at Trannyshack and the one night John was there I was not.
I started dating a film critic because I knew he had a lunch appointment with John and I wanted to see if I could get into one of his movies. But after they had lunch he told me they had closed casting for "Pecker". I had to drop it right there because I wasn't getting paid for the sex.
I am asked over and over to recite Edith Massey's lines because I have studied her and her inflections . I wrote my college thesis on the similarities between Marquis De Sade's Marat Sade and Desperate Living."