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Filth Diva Of Dull-Ass (Dallas), Texxx-Ass:
was at the Southern Methodist University (!) Film Festival, where they
showed Pecker, and then it was on to "Shock Value: An Evening with John
What can I say but "Full of GRACE!" I was WAAAAY too stunned (or is that
stoned) to take in all the filth! AND TO BE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE (though
I certainly swallow)! But it was a charmingly delightful brilliant talk
he gave and then . . . "IT" happened. I was going to actually get to meet
HIM. It was unfortunate that I had but a days notice of this event. I
had no idea it was going to be as small as it was, and that there was
a Q&A session (too much pressure! I couldnt think of anything to ask him!)
and THEN I ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET HIM! WHAT WOULD I SAY!? HOW WOULD I ACT!?!?!?
Well the line was moving and my head was spinning but I managed to choke
out a Meak..."It is an HONOR to meet you Mr. Waters....you changed my
life, and made me what I am today!" He then asked me if I was a student
at the university, I said no I wasnt.
My friend then interjected that I made videos and John looked vaguely
interested, then I introduced myself as "Joanna Satana and my company
name is Cinema Enema" and he seemed maybe slightly intrigued and I got
hustled along after a quick photo [see above] and floated off in a cloud
of total disbelief.
It was actually a real thrill and I know I'll get to meet him again so
I'm not sweatin it at all. Check out the Fox (not mink) Stole around my
neck! I was the filthiest person there...next to John. Me in all my Edie
Meets Satana Glory! Bustier, 5" Platforms (making me 6'5") And that FOX
that is dyed BRIGHT BRIGHT crayon red! I was a sight in a sea of Methodist
College students (ACK! KHAKI AND THE GAP!) So theres your Dull-Ass (dallas)
review!!! Toodles Poodle!